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On 7/31/2022 at 4:32 PM, Dillon said:

300$ citation* 😉

Will you ever learn Dilly? 😌 Gotta turn it around mate before it's too late x 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Lee249 said:

Will you ever learn Dilly? 😌 Gotta turn it around mate before it's too late x 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well it better than spending all night locked in shackles

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7 hours ago, Dillon said:

Well it better than spending all night locked in shackles

Sounds like someone is turning over a new leaf massive congrats 👍 

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I hope you're fully comped to drive your truck Dilly lol. Glad to hear that you've turned over a new leaf dude & the shackles days are over x 

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Sooo I signed up to drive for Door Dash to make some extra money honestly.  I had this large donut order to be delivered to the Military base, and I am like "Oh F**** me"

 

I arrive to the gate of the base and say I got a Door Dash delivery for dude at your base.  They wanted my ID plus show them the order and then my app. Then they pull me up the wait lot to be authorized into the base.  They had this like mirror on a long ass stick under my truck, inspecting the truck... And then the gate guard is like "We dont like all those wires under your truck"(The rock light wires) "Plus we smell weed"

 

Anywhos, long story short... Make me get out and take my shirt off, I end up getting put into those hinged cuffs, then they put this heavy black bag over my head and lead me away to this freezing ass cold room. Then they be like "We need to strip you.Take off your pants" So I'm cuffed behind my back pull down and wiggle out of my skinny jeans... so now I just be in my ethikas and then they be like "Now take off your underwear" and I am like "Wtffff I cant I'm cuffed and I can't see i'm just delivering your food!"  

"JUST TAKE OFF YOUR UNDERWEAR AND YOU'LL BE OUTTA HERE IN 30 MINUTES"

So I reluctantly wiggle outta my ethikas

 

They take my cuffed arms and make me sit on this cold ass bench and latch my cuffed arms to the bench so I cant stand up or reach around or nothing, then I felt these chains go tightly around my ankles and I still had the bag over my head so I couldnt see then then I heard the door slam and then some dogs in the background. I assumed bomb sniffing dogs were in my truck.   "Bro let me get my underwear on at least cmonnnnn" and then I closed my legs tight so my p***s wouldn't be all showing and hanging out, and I was stuck like that...

 

30-45 minutes maybe an hour later, I heard the door open again and I hear someone say "He's good let him go he not worth it. All we found was the boxes of donuts a lighter and Ozium spray for odors". They took all that **** off me, gave me back all my clothes said "You got 5 minutes to do your **** and come back here to get your ID when you all done" and actually LET ME into the base to complete my delivery to dude and I went back to the guard gate to get my ID back.

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL that for a lousy 8 ******* dollars. Jeezuz.

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