platypus

I'm pretty sure everyone I've spoken to has something to do with fitness as a new years resolution. If we all stick to them we'll have an army of super fit lads. lmao

Haaa, tbh I don't eat all that much chocolate.. But... I wanted to give up something and chocolate is pretty standard plus it'll help with number one. ;D

So, it's nearly 2011 and I've been thinking over some New Year's Resolutions. Last year I broke all of them and no doubt this year I'll probably break them again, but making them is still fun.

So here's this years lot:

• 01. Shape up. (I'm a good weight but I want to gain some more muscle.)
  
• 02. Read a chapter of a book every day.
  
• 03. Give up eating chocolate.
  
• 04. Give up eating olives.
  
• 05. Get some sagging shots uploaded!
  

Anyone else got resolutions they want to share?

The basics

Age: 17.

Gay Straight or Bi: Bi.

Race: Caucasian.

Hometown: Rather not say the town.. But Essex, in England.

Grade: Year 13 of the British system.

Clothing

What kind of underwear do you wear: Boxer briefs mainly. Recently bought some briefs and I've gotta say, I do really like them.

What brand do you wear: Not really into many brands yet. I'm really pleased with my Armani briefs though.

Do you wear a jockstrap for anything: No.

What do you wear to swim: Depends. Casual swimming I wear board shorts, but for scuba diving (practice and actual dives) I wear trunks. They don't bunch up under the wetsuit.

Do you ever freeball? Rarely. Only really after gym.

What kind of socks to you wear (above or below the ankle): Both. Though I only wear below in summer or when I go to the gym.

Body

Are you slim, average, or "bigger": Average.

Do you have any body hair: Yeah, a little snail trail.

Do you have any facial hair: Only when I forget to shave.

Do you trim or shave your pubes: Depends. Sometime trim, sometimes shave. Currently they're just trimmed.

Below the Belt

When was the last time you had a boner: Honestly not too sure. Last night maybe?

Do you have one now: Not quite. Got a semi.

Do you masturbate: Seriously, who doesn't?

When: Depends on how I'm feeling. Sometimes once a day, sometimes once a week.

Where: All over the place, though mostly in my bed or at the computer.

How: Usually I get myself really stoked by rubbing myself till I'm really hard, then the rest... Well, that doesn't need that much explaining.

What is you favorite way to jerk off: Tight underwear, lots of friction, long drawn out pleasure.

What do you wear to jerk off: I haven't got anything special to jerk off wearing, but usually it's fully clothed with my dong out.

How do you clean up: Tissue.

Have you every masterbated analy: Yeah, tried it once or twice in the shower with mixed results.

Fun with Boys or Girls

Have you ever jerked in front of another boy: Not full on **** out jerking in real life, no. Through a camera, yes.

If not would you: If I liked the guy, sure.

Have you ever jerked in front of a girl: No.

If not would you: If I liked the girl, yes.

Have you ever masterbated another boy: Kinda, yeah.. I jerked him off as a dare through his boxers.

If not would you: N/A.

Have you ever fingered a girl: Nope.

If not would you: If I liked them.

Have you ever had oral sex with a boy: Nope.

Did you give or recive: N/A.

If not would you: Yes.

Have you ever had oral sex with a girl: Nope.

Did you give or recive: N/A.

If not would you: Sure, if I liked them, why not?

(If you answer yes to any of these next questions go on to the next part)

Have you ever had sex with another boy: No.

Were you top or bottom: N/A.

Did you enjoy it: N/A.

If not would you: I really don't know. Pretty sure it'd take a lot to convince me to be bottom, but hey... (I'm going to sound like a broken record but..) If I liked them, I'd probably give it a go. (Also, see below about me being a total romantic.)

Have you ever had sex with a girl: No.

Did you enjoy it: N/A.

If not would you: I would... But I'm a total romantic and it'd have to be really special and in a loving monogamous relationship.

Sex, Sex, and more Sex

What is your favorite postion: Never had sex, but the 69 is something I'm really keen on trying?

Do you use protection: I would be if I were having sex? I guess abstinence is a form of protection anyway?

What kind: Condoms...

What is you favorite kind or condom: I wouldn't have the foggiest.

Have you ever had anal with a girl: Nope.

If no would you: No. There's a perfectly good place that mother nature has given womankind for that kind of activity.

Where have you had sex (mark with an x)

Your bed: []

Your parents bed: []

Your lovers bed: []

The bath: []

The Shower: []

The floor: []

The Couch: []

Outside: []

In a hot tub or pool: []

Where did you lose you virginity: In my imagination.

Have you ever had sex in public: No. (I have masturbated in public though.)

Would you: Perhaps.

When was the last time you had sex: Some time in the future.

Did you cum: I hope so.

Did they cum: See above.

And last but not least

Did this Survey make you horny: At points, strangely, yes.

Green t-shirt, briefs with smilies all over them, jeans. Sadly the jeans aren't baggy enough to sag much.