Lee249

Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents returns in Jan YAY

It's been another AMAZING year on sw! I wanna thank y'all for your continuous support in making this the ultimate site for saggers. Merry Christmas

New Years Resolution 2014 - start behaving myself and grow up. The latter might be questionable haha

I need my sagger fix! wanna see some sags

Everywhere at once is simply beyond anyone's capabilities.

Had the most delicious beef chow mein meal. I want more bean sprouts..... Yummy (hadn't eaten all day)

Market day woohoo!!

Spunk landed on me bottom lip last night... Ewww. See, this is what a lack of self-service does to a very horny lad

I met a lad and we got chatting he seemed so genuine. Walking home he grabbed my arm (it hurt) and told me to **** him senseless. I ran like mad. Still scared

I added a best friend from Sawtry onto Facebook. We hung out every day and did everything together like. I'm gutted he won't even give me the time or day. I don't understand why he's being so horrible

'Open this door you dead ppl or we'll bust it down and drag you with the ropes you hung yourself with' Delilah in Beetlejuice

Me wants some fun *tongue out*

'There's only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil and that's us'

I need to re-calibrate my chat times cuz nobody is around.

I got another prob - tongue ulcer. On the other hand i finally tracked down Voyagers last episode 'Endgame' am watchin it now

Aww thanks, on this occasion the Borg are assimilating me lol.

Buffy chased after Riley. Xander means well but i wouldn't let the love of me life do that unless it were me.

I'm single mate lol. It's real stupid that what we all think about is sex. I mean what's happened to laying beside a loved one in his arms. It ain't all about sex (new yrs motto) that faded ages back haha.

Tooth aches but the swelling seems to be easing off. Still gotta see the quacks tho to get an injection (different issue)

Including songs into status isn't me. I stress, you guys have to listen to One Republic 'If I Lose Myself' it's drivin me nuts like

Back In the 20th century, how does captain Janeway know what a mouse is?

I spoke to the married guy who tried to kiss me. I was almost up for returning the favour and kissing him haha. Judgement ruled. The stubble made me think otherwise like.

Time to relax am run ragged at the moment. Only just caught me breath *blows*

Almost persuaded a cute straight lad to have sex with me until his mrs walked in.

Just watched most of the StarTrek Voyager episode 'Basics' swiftly moving onto 'Equinox' in a sec