StarsOnBlack

I just freaking realized.  That's you in those same briefs on the right-hand side of the forum banner, yes?  😀

Looks great.  I say you 100% deserved that for wearing briefs.  😛

5 hours ago, Pokemon said:

Honestly kinda, I had one friend who was bigger and stronger than me but just took the wedgie every time without getting me back even though he could have. 

It also helps that I don't give too often mostly just quick pulls, nothing too crazy. 

I'm not sure whether you have the best luck ever because they kept letting you do it, or the worst luck ever because you never got wedgied back.  🤣

I mean I would have really enjoyed your situation if it were me, getting to wedgie people all the time.  But if you were sagging expressly to get wedgies, and it never actually happened even though you were provoking them first and you deliberately presented a target?  That's some really bullS*** luck.  Like what the hell, people?  XD

If I'd been your roommate, there most definitely would have been some revenge.  😜

EDIT: Wow, for the record, I did not self-censor "bullS***", that was the site.  🤣

Haah, lucky roommate.  🤣  Too bad he never got you back!  And hopefully that didn't encourage him to keep his pants up.  XD

...actually that's kind of strange that you've been dealing them out for a long time but nobody's ever retaliated since age 13?  Did you grow up around remarkably un-vengeful people who just tolerated you wedgieing them?  🤣

Yeah, I think that's probably why I ended up with a fetish, oddly enough.  There were a lot of wedgies in my life... just slightly out of frame where I couldn't see them.  🤣  A bunch of times somebody got wedgied on the school bus with the seat hiding them from view.  Lots of wedgies at school, but always behind a desk, around a corner, way back behind me in the bleachers, victim facing me so I couldn't see the actual wedgie, off in another aisle of the locker room, etc.  A cousin who gave everybody tons of wedgies but never targeted me.  A few guys in my Boy Scout troop who gave a good number of wedgies but never targeted me and never did it to anybody else when I was near enough to get a clear view.  One memorable time somebody actually filmed himself giving someone a wedgie and played it for a whole auditorium full of people and I didn't get the chance to see it, I just saw the leadup, had to leave because my group was leaving, and heard it play out behind me.  😅

I probably wouldn't have gotten fascinated with them if they'd happened in plain view and I'd gotten/given a couple, then maybe they wouldn't have been a big deal.  But it was always happening just out of sight, people I knew giving wedgies to other people I knew without me ever being involved, and so I got really curious, and eventually discovered the joys of YouTube and got an eyefull of wedgies, and you probably know the rest.  🤣

So yeah, that was the only one I got, and it barely counted.  My boxers were really bunched up and he kind of just pulled the slack out, they hardly went anywhere.  Just as well, I'm a total giver anyway.  Raging underwear fetish + massive sadistic streak, giving wedgies just makes logical sense.  🤣

Who gave them to you?

I'd get a kick out of hearing about any good ones.  😜

Bah.  🤣  Maybe if somebody gets the ball rolling first.

The only one I ever received was pretty embarrassing for reasons other than the wedgie.  High school was a real low point in my life in terms of fashion sense, I used to wear these awful khaki pants (somebody finally told me they looked like they belonged on a 70-year-old 🤣) way high up on my waist, and polo shirts tucked in, and because I was skinny and wore my belt really high there was always this muffin top effect where the bottom of the polo would billow out like a mushroom.  I switched to boxers around that time, and eventually figured out why most guys who wear boxers sag, they're going to ride up over your belt anyway and you're really better off if your belt isn't up high when that happens.  But I didn't catch on for a while, so besides my polo puffing out awkwardly over my belt I'd also have my boxers bunching way up over my belt under the polo, and even with my shirt tucked in you could clearly see the outline of my boxers waistband like a lady's bra strap, it was a fashion tragedy.  Eventually I guess somebody walking behind me just couldn't resist, he grabbed my waistband right through my shirt and gave me a wedgie.  Really minor wedgie, he didn't put much into it, but he still bragged about giving me a wedgie.  Hell of a wakeup call finding out my boxers were totally visible even though I was wearing my pants really high and my shirt tucked in.  🤣

The first one I gave was actually a total accident.  I'll skip some of the details because this isn't the 18+ Stories forum, but my then-boyfriend and I were making out in just boxers, he was on his back with his legs up, I got pretty into it at one point and grabbed his legs and hauled his hips closer to me, inadvertently giving him a vicious wedgie because his hips slid towards me and his boxers did not.  🤣  He yelled "OW!  Wedgie!" and the mood was totally killed, whoops.  I was apologizing for that one for a long while.  😅

God this was cute!  🤣

I wonder about the response you'd get if answering the poll required giving at least one when/where/how/who example each for giving/getting.  Some juicy details instead of just a yes/no.  😆

What might be funny would be to ask again on a different site and compare.  Gotta wonder whether saggers get victimized more often than the general population.  🤣

I'm happy so many people are voting something other than "neither".  Smart of you to omit that option and only get the juicy answers.  😄

4 hours ago, Pokemon said:

They weren't even good lies like he claimed multiple girlfriend's had bisexual 17 year old brothers who wore thongs and he thought them to sag. Like bro come on lol

Yeah, about that.  Seeing as it was all made up anyway, wouldn't you really think he'd keep the underage thing to himself and just write 18 instead and not get banned?  Like what sense did that make?  🤣

On 6/20/2022 at 4:32 PM, Pokemon said:

Nah I've been saying for years his stories are fake lol 

What was the tipoff?  That long span of time where every single post he wrote began with "My girlfriend and I..." and ended improbably with whatever really specific sexual circumstance was being talked about?  His life would've had to have been the most chaotic porno in history for it all to be true.  🤣

Kind of like how you can tell the difference in authenticity between somebody who claims to have given/recieved maybe a half dozen quick and simple wedgies with friends when messing around, versus the sort of person who claims to have been given actual atomic wedgies in high school on a regular basis and given swirlies and peed on and called "wedgie boy" and yada yada.  You can hear the difference between what happened and what people wish happened.

You can keep an eye on things here and sometimes get a pretty clear idea that either somebody has a certain fetishy situation come up a really improbable number of times in their everyday life, orrrr... they get some kind of kick out of people believing they do.

I wasn't talking about Saggerworld in specific.  The internet in general poses the problem of anonymity when it comes to asking total strangers for advice about technical subjects.

I'm sure at least a few people here are qualified to give fitness advice, but nobody's going to be able to prove that, unless they're dimwitted enough to link their IRL identities to their Saggerworld account and show some official certifications.

Hence just politely approaching the biggest person in the gym IRL and asking for help.  If you see somebody squatting four plates to competition depth, that's more than sufficient credentials.

You can ask online, but online you have no idea what anybody looks like, and people can claim whatever expertise they want.  A lot of beginners have enough unjustified confidence in their own knowledge to start handing out advice.  At least in person you can see who's jacked and who isn't, and decide whose expertise to trust based on the evident facts.  It's also much easier to visually demonstrate movements in person.

Depends a bit on the gym, but typically most guys find it flattering to be asked for advice, it implies they've been successful enough in building muscles that they now look like they know what they're doing.  😀  That's assuming that you're asking in a natural, non-creepy way, not like "Dude, great ass!  How long have you been lifting?".  XD  Just about everybody who's been lifting for a while has had help from others, most are going to be pretty willing to pass along what they've learned if you're respectful about it and not blatantly hitting on them.

From personal experience though, I don't ask how long anybody's been working out.  One, because it doesn't necessarily tell you anything useful, people grow at different rates depending on how seriously they train and how long it takes them to figure out what works and what doesn't.  Two, because sometimes it's a sore subject.  About half a dozen times I've had some guy with a beginner's physique say he wants to look more like me, I'd say something blandly encouraging like "You'll get there eventually, we all start somewhere.", he'll ask how long I've been training, and it turns out the poor bastard has been training twice as long as I have, with less than half the results to show for it, and I've just unwittingly said something pretty discouraging, because I honestly thought he looked like a beginner.  😅  I'm more careful with my words now.  All that really matters is what they're working with now, not how long it took them to get there.

It's enough just to ask something like "Hey, I'm new here, can you show me how to use this machine?".  Nobody should take offense to something like that.

Found it myself.  Total luck of the draw.  😆  @Shifttwins

Who're the two at the beginning with the wedgie?