jonquestor

Leather belt

studded nose or studded c**k

Joe Boxer

Adidas socks

your socks or swapped socks. 

Aeropostale underwear

Oakland

Ankle socks.  I haven’t had good luck with the no show socks staying n my feet well. The tend to slip down in th hours. 
 

sock color match shoes, pants, underwear, or white.  Sorry more than two choice…pick one 

Coming home stinky after a work out. 
 

changing in the locker room or coming already dressed

Riches that money can’t buy. 

Wedgie

24 hours seeing Justin Bieber with a wedgie or having a wedgie

Order up

Sagging mid

Tight

Garth Brooks

Gordon Lightfoot or Arlo Guthrie 

Sprinkles

Eric Clapton

Tears in Heaven or Layla

Oatmeal cream pie

Ok. Then I’m not sure what you mean that “nothing’s done really purely for style”.  That is a pretty general statement and there are lots of things that are done purely for style. 
 

I’m not trying to be argumentative I am just not following what you mean. 

Little Debbie Swiss Roll

George Harrison

Cosmic Cowboy or All Things Must Pass

90s grunge music

Johnny Cash or Garth Brooks

Chocolate pecan brownies

Doll hair

Late 60s early 70s..

oh and end in massaguer’s mouth, not hand. 😉

Beatles or Led Zeppelin 

Kroon