jjbaria19

On 11/23/2024 at 6:31 AM, Lee249 said:

For f*cksakes... There are two of you? 😂 Maybe I've seen both of you tied & gagged already who knows 🤔 bad mistake regarding twins, because i could be outclassed! Just when I think I've got the upper hand I could be lead into a trap. Better be super vigilant. 

Good to you've already got him subdued then 🤣 only dealing with one now. Your twin has a lovely arse sag to gorp at 😏 terrible taste in undies though lol 

I've explained all that s*it. Customers were overcharged by accident. We thought it was a technical glitch due to new installed I.T systems on site. However, it was brought to my attention that the employee on shift was also to blame in numerous other incidents which then resulted to dismissal.

That twin was your brother! who got subsequently captured hehe 

No more summons to HR. The boss shouldn't be summoned unless he's being praised.

Thanks for the safety concerns & cooperation. That CCTV had seen better days. If anyone breaks through the lasers, they will join your twin in the basement alongside you b*tch.

Be a great reunion 😜 lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I told you this before that I have a twin but you must have lost a lot of memory with almost 2Liters of chloroform being used to you from time to time  😂 unfortunately i was the evil one so you pinned down the wrong face. 😏😂 agree. I am trying to influence him with my sense of fashion so he gets to buy good undies. But you can teach him anytime like he's not going anywhere with him hogtied. 😂 no the other one you've seen was a clone. Better yet an A.I. 😂 you did me a favor as i gotta earn my throne from our family and that son of a twin is in my way. 😏

We will  need to punch you in the gut so you don't make terrible mistakes at work. 😏😂

Nah it was me in season 1. My twin was a new character introduced in season 2. 😂 imagine the cost of ropes being used in this mini web series and the number of guys hogtied and never heard again from the past episodes  😂😏. I remember emo guy sagger from this site just now getting hogtied for no reason. 😂 wonder where he was kept. 😏😬

That laser will shoot your sagging ass as it was customized as sagger sensitive except me. 😂

On 11/23/2024 at 7:10 AM, Lee249 said:

The two of them are already tied up in the basement. Gotta keep the twins occupied & quiet whilst I'm working which is something I'm trying to figure out LMFAO!

Got a friend on the know who'll feed & provide bottled water that has permission to slap them around for any disobedience. 

Dunno where this is going.... 😊

It's not me. It was my twin and my clone. 😂 i don't get along with my twin but you can't slap him in his face. 🙄😬😂

5 hours ago, Andrew_Smiley94 said:

It’s almost like a white carrot. It’s a root vegetable closely related to carrot and parsley. You’ll see the pictures on google.

What's a google? 😂

3 hours ago, Andrew_Smiley94 said:

Watermelon.

Carrots or Parsnip?

Tf is a parsnip? 😂

2 hours ago, Andrew_Smiley94 said:

Tuna salad.

Chicken Salad or Egg Salad?

Chicken

The funniest youtuber so far. 😂

2 hours ago, Lee249 said:

Don't worry I'm not worried about him or his loyalty towards you, sounds like he won't get paid for doing a sh*it job haha 

You're in the basement! It's your turn to struggle & yelp out for help 🤣 no one can hear you scream. It's sound proof so yell as much as you want lol 

I've already left the premises so your so called security measures need a review. What happened to your state of the art CCTV? Came & went 😜

Well, from what I can tell.. you're making a sh*t show of it b*tch 🤣

 

 

 

Hmmmppff!!! Hmmppff!!! Hmmpfff!!! That was my twin b*tch. 😂 i'll leave him there haha. He deserved it.  I adjusted his sag for you.😂 So i'm still out here business as usual. 😏

Enjoy your weekend as tomorrow monday you'll be summon again to HR to explain yourself how you were "overcharging" customers. We've received anonymous complaints about it. You may need another corrective action this time. This time there's no geting out. 

A new CCTV with a laser gun in it will be installed in a basement near you. Don't youbwoery about it  😂😏

3 hours ago, Lee249 said:

Oh that poor thing! I'll slip into the basement undetected to ensure he's fed. Crumbs from my leftover lunch is better than nothing 😂 he's an animal, so crumbs is all the animal deserves lol

I get paid on a monthly basis mother f*cker & I'll be checking this month's payslip so don't you worry on that note. Any discrepancies, I'll have your sagging arse! You might even get spanked by your own boss 🤣 everyone is replaceable regardless as to your 'title' or department.

I did escape & now I'm pissed on the rampage...

Watch your back because I think it's time you took a nap. You talk far too much! The chloroform is out & now the basement awaits your services haha 

 

 

 

 

Haha. Don't bother. That traitor son of a goon is kept somewhere deserted so just leave em' be. Just mind yah own business and hurry up getting out the basement. I have alerted the security and you might get all hogtied again in just a minute. You will never leave that place. Haha. 😏 you won't escape forever. Hahaha

Haha. The management won'T believed you. Lol HR works for the management b*tch. It's our job to protect the company at all cost. Even it means taking advantage of some poor employees. Lol. Nah no one touches my sag. Haha. I'm not getting spanked  lol. Just let it be. Hahaha. 

5 hours ago, Lee249 said:

I'm only a b*tch if I have something to answer for b*tbh. I like to believe that I hold my own 😂

I'm your worst nightmare, if ya wanna f*ck with me then bring it on sod HR its just a title 😜

SW is free you have no power over me dude 😂 young, free & single. If only I was living the high life though haha 

Your goon didn't gimme a name... Even if he did I wouldn't grass on him y'all have to tie him up too for answers 😋

I won't be visiting your office anytime soon because you will probably be wanting details from me that are inappropriate because you're a stranger & my contract stipulates my rights. 

When one is 'taken out' another goon follows. There's always a replacement but your judgment is dependent on choosing the right clown haha

I haven't signed for anything unless i see the paperwork & know what I'm in for 😜 

You're a funny guy @jjbaria19 😁

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good thing the CCTV is all fixed. We figured who the mole is in our organization. Because he wanted to help you, he risk his life in danger. He's now all hogtied somewhere else and will be left to starve. That was a "management" decision." Lol poor thing. 😬😏 

SW is free? Well for now b*tch. Just wait till you got deduction from your biweekly pay. 😂

What contract? Your employment contract  says "all other tasks that can be assigned to you b*tch." So you don't get the call here. HR is not just a title. It's literally human resources. You're a human and you're a resource too. Haha a  resources that will soon be overly consumed if you don't hurry up escaping from that complicated tie. 😏😂

5 hours ago, Lee249 said:

You deffo gotta be tied up @jjbaria19 to experience my torment at the hands of yourself lol 

Nah i'll put up a good fight before it happens lol. 😂

2 hours ago, Lee249 said:

I haven't actually seen it but i thought thanksgiving was all about turkeys 🤔 just literally right now pictured that scene in Friends when Monica had that poor turkey stuffed on her head with sunglasses on. Hilarious 😂

I actually meant abroad as in another country, but thanks for the giggle 😜

This is tricky because I enjoy visiting both types of attractions 👍

Museums.

Power walking or running?  

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Lee249 said:

haven't actually seen it but i thought thanksgiving was all about turkeys 🤔 just literally right now pictured that scene in Friends when Monica had that poor turkey

Hahaha. Or Mr bean from one of the episode where the turkey got stuck in his head. Lol

2 hours ago, Lee249 said:

I'll never mess with management because I might one day end up tied & gagged for being disobedient

Guess you really meant to be disobedient if that's the case. Hahaha you b*tch. 

2 hours ago, Lee249 said:

My pay is fair but I'll be checking my payslip at the end of the month to ensure you haven't docked me any wages b*ch!! Only THEN I'll come to your office... Unless i'm summoned in the meantime because you wanna meet me in person haha 

This is the kind of employee i hate to deal with. Haha. They would complain that they missing their pay but they haven't even asked themselves how many hrs did they really work on that pay period. Lol. I might start deducting your saggerworld membership fee on your paycheck. 😏😂

Yeah, I'd summon you from time to time coz you'll getting anonymous complains from non-existent employees. Haha just so you could have a reason to go to HR. 😂

I need to know the goon who showed mercy on you. Haha. Tell me. He might get issued with a corrective action. 😏 my goons are  getting ready with the ropes so that when we figure out who that mole was they can just get rid of him. 😏😂

2 hours ago, Lee249 said:

won't be in the basement when the bowling tournament is over 😜 y'all have to send a search party to retrieve me 🤣🤣🤣 unlucky b*tch I have the upper hand 😁

I'll let you write episode 2 then hahah  

2 hours ago, Lee249 said:

It would drive me nuts to be tied up with him ⏫ can you at least supply me with a set of headphones? @nikofallon thanks dude 😂

I'm not getting myself tied up. 😏 

3 hours ago, nikofallon said:

@Lee249 @jjbaria19I think you both need to be bound and gagged together, only hearing each others gagged moans 

I'm good. @Lee249 is the volunteer tribute. Haha

9 hours ago, Lee249 said:

I'm always up for harmless light bondage excitement. @jjbaria19 I need to shut you up hehe 🤬😁 love it dude. I would love to stuff a stinky sock of mine in your mouth & proceed with wrapping several layers of duct tape over it MMMPPPHHHH!! 

I'd like to see u try b*tch. Lol. 

You better hurry otherwise we will  need to alter your bondage position into a more complex one. I mean @nikofallon will. Lol.

On 11/15/2024 at 4:45 AM, Lee249 said:

I might take you up on that sometime dude 😋

Oh the dreaded HR. Most of the time they're useful but keep you on the line when an issue needs to be resolved. If I rang you for guidance, we'd be talking about sagging & bondage non-stop! Hahahaha sod everyone else in the queue 😜

Well I can't force feed myself whilst tied up. You or one of your knobhead goons will have to spoon feed me until my hands are untied mother f*cker 😂

There's no way you WERE that sagger because I would've noticed! You should use blindfolds on your captives 😜 just a tip for future adventures lol 

On a serious note, it was a good gif thanks mate.

When are you gonna release me from the restrictive hogtie? Been like this for days, I'm frustrated & the gag is drying my mouth out 😏

 

 

 

 

Haha. HR is a thankless job. You gotta find balance supporting the management and enforcing policies so employees would follow. Hahaha. It's my job to discipline you. Hahaha. I thought you're gonna come to the HR office complaining about your pay. 😂 no worries. We will make sure you get unlimited "corrective actions", "performance improvement plans", so you have more reason to visit the HR. Haha. Then your colleagues would start wondering why you being called to go to HR from time to time and not getting terminated despite several corrective actions served. Hahaha. 

Yeah my goons will feed you from time to time with at least 15 plates of buffet (5 plates morning, 5 plates afternoon and last 5 plates at evening. Haha just that no water. I want you to beg for the water while your mouth dry out like a plant needs water 😏😂 Hahaha. 

Lol maybe it's me. Or maybe it's my twin. 😏 regardless your fate on the next coming episodes depends on the outcome of the bowling tournament 😂

9 hours ago, Lee249 said:

What is 96? Is it a position? 😂 I know that 99 is an Ice cream, although the price has hiked recently.

Hope I'm not served on a plate for your thanksgiving convenience... I have many years left in me 🤣🤣🤣 OMG that's messed up! Roll on Christmas guys & the brussels for fart power lol

Video game night. The old PS2 is still running like the clappers... Got loads of games with it that are fun 😉

Sagging with or without a belt? I wanted to bring this topic of discussion up again with fresh input guys. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sagging with belt all the way. 😏

You should have a cameo on the animated film "chicken run". 😂 you have 2 weeks to escape before the thanksgiving. 😂

4 hours ago, Andrew_Smiley94 said:

Be cool if the Turkey is @Lee249! 🤣🤣🤣

That was a great find! 😜

A stuffed sagging turkey haha. 

9 hours ago, Lee249 said:

Both are great. If I've got enough spuds in the cupboard I often do Bangers & Mash 👌 

Mashed potatoes

Breaded cod or breaded chicken?

I did the shop run today. Tesco do lovely breaded chicken stakes, but i'm trying out their cod version this time. 

Not really been a massive fan of bread coated meat but it's all about the meat you taste innit 😉

 

 

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, nikofallon said:

If anyone who sags and likes to be tied and gagged and wants to trade pics and vids dm me

@Lee249 is the volunteer tribute. Shut em' up. 😏😂

On 11/14/2024 at 6:34 AM, Lee249 said:

Oh I had to ponder on this one believe me dude! 😜 Do you write stories for a living like an author for example? Sounds professional thanks. 

Why no water? No well nearby? This lad needs to keep his fluids up... Especially when tied up 😂

I will find happiness once the darkness is lifted & I'm released from captivity I've been yelling out ALL night through the gag but not response. The food was lovely btw 😜 I'm just a bit irritable being locked up. Keeping thinking about my sag because nobody can see it. 

Gonna knock you out when you untie me & make another dash for it i'm savoring my energies for the ultimate breakout to freedom in the next part 😁 I might be free soon from this clown who likes to tie me up over & over.

He loves it 😂

Thanks for the gif dude btw 😏

 

 

 

 

Nah I'm not a writer by profession. Haha  I work as HR in real life. As HR you gotta be good with your choice of words, b*tch! 😂 except that last word. Hahaha

Why no wootah? Well it's just part of your struggle that you seem to like in the 1st place. Like I said, there's an unlimited amount of food so just be grateful that you gotta eat fancy dishes from time to time b*tch. 😂

Well you better hurry up and free yourself from that predicament otherwise you'll have slim chances of getting your revenge for this season. 😂

Haha. I was that sagger playing bowling. I turned that video into gif  😬

On 11/8/2024 at 5:36 AM, Lee249 said:

I love the fact that sweets are known as candies or candy over in the states. Candy canes make an awesome Christmas tree decoration but are plastic & obvs not the real thing but the candy is delicious. 

Candy cane 

Thanksgiving at home or away?

Wish I was American to experience this upcoming November tradition. I mean, there's two turkey dinners in such a short time 😂

 

 

 

 

 

You could be the stuffed turkey by thanksgiving 🤣

6 hours ago, Lee249 said:

I want season 2 NOW b*tch! Popcorn & soda is already provided I'm at my designated seat waiting for this sh*tshow to unravel lol 

Come & savvvvve me. How much are the bail bonds? 😂

I'm very pleased you got me out  because I was wrongly accused of something I haven't done, bet it was one of you f*ckers that stitched me urp!!! Some disgusting looking people were in that place real nasty. It was a hellhole. 

I hear this loud yell of "shut the f*CK up" then a hand smothers me with chloroform. Oh noooo MMMPPPHHHH not again, feeling disoriented. 

Just when I saw the back of ya! Haha 

 

 

 

Next on Trouble in Paradise Season 2 Episode 1

@Lee249 finally regain his consciousness waking up from that very familiar place. Oh wait that's where got bound and gagged couple of weeks ago by one of the most powerful gang in england the panda gang. 😏🐼 he realized he got all hogtied so tightly with a red rope and all gagged up with a red bandana in his big mouth while a sock is stucked inside his mouth while sagging his pants down in a UK flag print boxerbrief. (Mhhmmpp! Mhhmmp!) He also saw a familiar guy all bound and gagged as well. Well That's because it was the same henchman @Lee249 escaped from and left him hogtied and unconscious. Leely lilly keeps squirming to get loose from his situation but he got no chances as the rope was so tight. The door suddenly open as he was seeing 2 identical twins discussing and fighting over about what just happened again to @Lee249. They both sagging too. It was actually @jjbaria19 and his twin brother. The other twin looks like he the opposite of jj. @jjbaria19 challenged his twin for a bowling tournament. Whoever wins the game will get to decide on the @Lee249's fate. They both shake hands and both look at @Lee249. Jj said that leelylilly wil be a permanent fixture of the basement once he win over his goody goody twin bro while adjusting lee's sag even low. 😏  the other twin said not be so sure about it or jj might end up to be on lee's place instead. The twins finally closed the door where they keeping @Lee249. Lee was again left alone in the semi dark place with buffet. But no water still. 😏

Is @jj's twin really a friend or a new villain? Will @Lee249 ever find happiness again? haha. Or will he just end up being hogtied until eternity? Will he ever got his revenge? Will he able to drink water again? 🤣 are the buffet offerings really that good? Will he ever get his job back? what will happen to his sag? 😏  will a candle be plug in sag? 🤣😏  will someone rescue him? That and more from the all new season of trouble in paradise. (Also a teaser from the bowling tournament.) 😏

9 hours ago, Andrew_Smiley94 said:

Artificial Christmas tree, cause you don’t have to worry about watering it. Plus you can use it all year round.

Angel or Star on top of the tree?

5 hours ago, Lee249 said:

It didn't go into mine that must've been a colleague so a full investigation will be conducted don't worry.

I won't remain silent when you're around unless you jump me in the dark! Think a hand was just clasped over my mouth MMMPPPHHHH!!!!! 

B*tch, I'm the boss I hold all the cards in this relationship 😜 there will be NO meeting because i haven't put a foot wrong apart from the usual professional business 😉

I need to tie you up for your insubordination 😂 I'll keep you stashed in a basement & check on you periodically. Will provide you with water & snack because I'm a nice guy 🤣🤣🤣

 

 

 

Not yet. Your revenge will be in season 2. We're almost the end of season 1 of our mini web series "Trouble in Paradise." For the season finale you were framed up nd was supposed to be arrested. Then I'll be the one to "save" your ass from getting imprisoned. Then you'll be grateful to me for what I have done. Then you'll agree to meet up with me to "patch things up". But little did you know you'll be chloroformed by a mysterious person aka my henchman haha then you'll wake up bound all hogtied and gagged back from where you left it. Then that's the cliffhanger end of season 1 b*tch. Haha