Dillon

Lmfaooo 😂  bro no cap I was looking at the handcuffs and her gun the entire time and I almost accidentally asked her to bust those cuffs out and cuff me to da bed 😂 😂 😂 

@Lee249 they are random checks she could call me in rn to take a piss test too

She came over at 11pm to do an unannounced random house check and she wanted to see where I lay my head at night to make sure there's no drugs or weapons and everything,  I slide that **** in my safe rq when I see her in the yard with her gun and jacket that says STATE PROBATION OFFICER written in yellow and then her gun and handcuffs 😂 So I let her in we flirting with each other she points at her body camera , she a tall black chick, and she goes I needa see where u lay your head no drugs narcotics, weapons, ammo and she goes woooww nothings changed I love your room and then she turns her body camera off and looks at my sag and goes WHY EVERYONE WEAR ETHIKAS FOR?? IS THAT SOME KIND OF GANG THING?? 😂 😂 I go naww they just comfy asfffffff babe wanna see here?  And then one thing led to another basically and I straight up told her Idc if you violate my probation and violate me and issue warrants for my arrest I just wanna F**** , and i put condom on and one thing led to anther. 😂 and she was outta there in 10 mins total 

Check your pm for video fam 

I'm free from court Lee that was terrible asf 

Jail not that bad if you can deal with being bored and the bad smells

I know fam I ain't wanna be handcuffed and ankles shackled either but it still happens to happen to me 😭😭