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I need to re-calibrate my chat times cuz nobody is around.

'There's only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil and that's us'

Me wants some fun *tongue out*

'Open this door you dead ppl or we'll bust it down and drag you with the ropes you hung yourself with' Delilah in Beetlejuice

I added a best friend from Sawtry onto Facebook. We hung out every day and did everything together like. I'm gutted he won't even give me the time or day. I don't understand why he's being so horrible

I met a lad and we got chatting he seemed so genuine. Walking home he grabbed my arm (it hurt) and told me to **** him senseless. I ran like mad. Still scared

Spunk landed on me bottom lip last night... Ewww. See, this is what a lack of self-service does to a very horny lad

I love american terms like can = toilet/bog in Brit slag. Soo many other interesting terms i'm not posh or from 'London' btw. Hate that stereotype it bugs me. See link http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/words/british-and-american-terms

Market day woohoo!!

Thank god the polar vortex is finally sweeping away from the states.

I'm so ambitious with many ideas and future plans. I have the brains so why am i not going places?

Had the most delicious beef chow mein meal. I want more bean sprouts..... Yummy (hadn't eaten all day)

Everywhere at once is simply beyond anyone's capabilities.

I need my sagger fix! wanna see some sags

Last night was a turn up for the books *cheeky grins*

Got blown out the last min, oh jeez. I'm spending my New Years with the next best thing..... YOU. That's if you'll have me

New Years Resolution 2014 - start behaving myself and grow up. The latter might be questionable haha

Configuring the settings on our tv and i can't get rid of the flickering. I removed the splitter box and it's worse. Done the settings and all any ideas?

I'm absolutely stuffed to bits. We had a turkey casserole filled with vegetables and mushroom. Feel like being sick

I hung out with two guys i've not met before. One of them is seriously cute! He's coming to me house on Boxing Day. I'll take a pic of him

When are these storms gonna leave us alone? Bins have just toppled over again. Grrrr. Never seen it this bad it's relentless (cries)

It's been another AMAZING year on sw! I wanna thank y'all for your continuous support in making this the ultimate site for saggers. Merry Christmas

No white Christmas this year. Oh lordy what a bummer.

Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents returns in Jan YAY

ARGH my santa hat is grubby. The sodding wind blew it off me head!