Lee249

This yrs set up is kinda confusing. Usually, there are six Audition shows then.... boot camp/judges houses followed by the ten live shows. Methinks that's right lol. The next episode which airs tonight has the acts who won through yesterday battling it out. I assume this same formula will continue over the next three weekends.

Transfusion

I couldn't help it *coughs* Unit

Stiffy

Fizzy McDonalds Dessert - Mcflurry or Apple Pie Smarties Mcflurry is the best

Trek

Hi guys, The singing competition is back with a bang. More so, this season promises great highs and dreadful lows. Sharon Osbourne will be back on the panel which in my eyes is a godsend. Her and Louis light-hearted disagreements in the past were legendary. Sharon says what she thinks and i commend her because she is and i quote "Fabulous" a word she frequently uses. Good Job Simon Cowell steared clear again! I CANNOT wait for the auditions, well excited

Tennis - my N01 favourite sport Who's following the US Open? Christmas or New Year My bro Kyle is gonna be missing for the first time EVER He's a rascal, but his presence uplifts the atmosphere in our house with his pranks/jokes.

Middle

Stick - i had something else in mind but didn't wanna offend anyone. It was a British slang term.

Revelation haha

Blanks change with time haha. A kid at 10 shouldn't be wanking anyways because it's too premature. It's just not normal for this to happen!

Distribution

Makers

I was about 13

Emerald Henleys t-shirt, blue chinos, orange Diesel boxerbriefs, white Puma ankle socks & me red Converse shoes.

Perfect conditions. Blue skies, wall to wall sunshine, light winds, warm & i feel great as a result

Command

Distribution

Postfix

Aholic - is this an actual word?

Emo

Outrageously funny! Pic1 - Group orgy Pic2 - The band are besotted with JB Pic3 - Liam is soon-to-be pantsed Pic4 - Harry has gone tattoo crazy. The butterfly is a pressie for his "significant other" Pic5 - Face masks!?! The smooth lads are in dire need for beauty treatments..... Pic6 - The 1D lads have shown us one of their extra-curricular activities. Pic7 - I can imagine Liam all wrapped up in duct tape in that position. I shall kiss him continuously all tied up. Pic8 - COME ON LOUIS!! Pole dancing has always been your one and true love. Grab the bull by the horns. Pic9 - Liam likes it

Nudists

Calls - Cold callers need to leave the office and start sagging