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Competitiveness - Gorgeous Maria Sharapova is through to QF stage in Paris. I hope she can successfully defend her title. I read a hilarious Facebook comment on the official Roland Garros 2013 site describing Serena Williams as a tank. Quote "i hope you give that tank Serena a severe, well deserved spanking" lol. Then someone retaliated with "that tank Serena will roll over that shrieking no talented banshe" Oh i enjoy the light-hearted banter

Mad

I can assure you that i've never had a problem in that department lol. As for smoking it's a personal preference and like Keith said, it's banned pretty much everywhere nowadays. Constructive criticism is perfectly fine, except when peeps deliberately make it their mission to provoke others.

Round1 Ding Ding. One Direction's Louis Tomlinson kicks The Wanted's Max George in the nuts *ouch* and wacks him across the face. "Direct hit, yes" an amused Louis thinks quietly to himself. Max staggers onto the ropes and immediately crashes to the ring floor. Louis utters under his breath "that'll teach you for spreading malicious accusations *****" It's a knockout blow..... not just to Max's manhood but his masculinity and self-respect has gone out the window HAHA

High

4 hours what's effin going on lol. Summer

Spring

Beautiful Sum41's "pieces" oh the memories. Brings a tear to the eye

Is that like head (the gassy white layer of bubbles) don't even go there! hehe EDIT: Googled and now know. Oh gosh, i can be a right Mellon *chuckles* Soups

It's an expression i picked up yonks ago lol

Plus George has promised if "Carry You" reaches no1 he will strip naked and lay in a bath containing beans! Stripping beans Wish they'd all get their kit off

Oh it's fine i "borrowed" the same green designed Diesels from a friend to replace the ones you swiped Lmao Manbags - Stylish but probably quite expensive (i guess) depending on which label you shop with. The X Factor or The Voice

Scotch

It's about that here Torsion. In the sunshine it's really nice and warm dude. June & summer i might add has jetted off to a flyer.

My neighbours bonfire in his back garden crickey it stinks like buggery! haha.

Aged

Grey beanie, light blue Dolce & Gabbana t-shirt, Burton beige chinos, classic white CKs, white ankle socks and Converse shoes

Fart

Binding - Me O2 debit of £32.30 goes out soon!! I over-indulged on calls and data this month *oops* Naughty Lee HAHA

Crossing

The sun is out HOORAY

Our members who haven't witnessed this One Direction incident before now can

Hehe, oh no you didn't fall into the crude word trap. Welldone Line

Head - i certainly know what's coming haha. See..... pulled a funny one ROFL!!

Hi guys, Firstly, i found this one on tumblr. A fantastic selection of CK trunks just waiting to be worn. Which colours tickles your fancy? Then, there was a few pairs of the sweetest 3D CK trunks. I didn't know this specific brand catered for these lol. http://www.asos.com - I'm unsure if the site does home delivery to our states friends BUT (methinks) it does. Meanwhile, House Of Frasier are promoting CK trunks on their website which gives the buyer 3 options for home delivery. I saved a few examples they're currently offering. Orange tiger. Black palm tree. White AOL printed design.