Lee249

Shame chat isn't available for us anymore. I enjoyed chatting to you guys on that platform (when it functioned) lol 😀

I took the liberty to remove the previous status because it isn't relevant now. Besides, it confused everyone lol 

OMG. Gave my number out last night to a really hot guy and he just responded! I'm back in the mix guys 😉

I'm in a bind. I have no idea what t-shirt or top to wear for pics. Do jackets work well with cargo shorts? The weather is changeable. Cheers 

Need to learn when to keep my trap shut lmao

Brand new location for outside pics next week guys. The weather outlook is looking very promising mid 20s and dry. Got it written on the SW calendar 😀☀️

I'm feisty when tired haha. One of the local Spar employees made a derogatory comment about me literally behind my back! I replied with "if you've got something to say, then say it to my face and not in close proximity when it can be heard" soon wiped the smirk off the b*stard's face. Go team Lee 😆👏☝️

I can't quite explain it, but all i've felt the past couple of days is emptiness. It's like i'm there but somewhat detached to everything going on around me. Probably overdone it. 

Oh my days. I'm watching The Simpsons atm and i could've sworn Gramps just said "I miss him, that big fat d*ckhead" referring to Homer lmfao. Not seen this show in ages but thankful now 😂

I'm so shattered that i can't even type properly! My body is fecked. But still... I shall indulge myself with a few pics to cheer me up lmao 😆

Bunch of pissed up idiots mocked me on route from helping a friend. I didn't check my sag. I think that's what it was. It's upset me 😥

When the rain clears and dries up the bench awaits. Hopefully i'll have better luck this time around. Second time lucky 😏

Just walked up the path stretch that goes past the social club. Saw peeps outside. I dropped to my knees for all and sundry to see. Those darn so called shoe laces HAHA. God, that felt good and with my long hair in the blowing wind too. Made me feel sexy 😊 i'm embarrassed 😂

Thought i'd identified @flameboard in Stamford, Lincs about an hour ago. Very good look-alike but no sag... Deffo NOT him. Undies would've confirmed the sighting 😆 Still not met the rascal yet lol 

Man, this heatwave is intense right now. I've been taking sprays in with me for comfort, and relief from smelly customers with poor hygiene. Shouldn't have to work under unsanitary conditions. Erm... Not pleasant! lol 😂😂😂

Felt like a right ****... I was out jogging this evening and saw a field haha 😁 I normally wear boxers for my jog. See below 🔽

I keep thinking it's the wknd and we're not quite there yet lol. Spotted a sexy white CK sagger in town today, even caught me eyeing up the credentials 😏

Peeps keep putting pressure on me to take pics out in public. It's not a simple task. I tried and got laffed at last time it threw me. 

I was leaving Costa and some random bloke sitting outside glanced up and said to me  "your fit" haha. Maybe he liked my sag 😆

Bruva is down from Sheffield for the wknd. He was quick to highlight a FB post i made waysss back about being horny. Sometimes, discretion is the better part of valour! Haha oh 😂

My sags aren't as good as they used to be 😔 wish i was a gorgeous twinky 18 year old that's where it all goes innit! 

Guys, don't forget to stop by and check out my latest album here 🔽 cheers. 

Might do a cheeky bed pic for ya'll tonight. Finally, i bought a brand new 60W bulb for the lampshade. That means no more relying upon my phone torch for directions haha 👍☺️😆

Just posted a new album 😀 if ya get a sec, check it out when approved. Thanks! Hope y'all are having an amazing wknd whatever you're doing x 

Ordering stuff online is always a risk one takes. BUT... These 3/4 knee length denim shorts from eBay were shameful. Not only are they coming apart, the sizing is ways off! Just about managed to make an album with them. Now it's time to ditch (so gutted) am i f*ck lol 😂😂😂