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  1. Lee249

    Almost persuaded a cute straight lad to have sex with me until his mrs walked in.

  2. Lee249

    Soo horny right now *grins*

    1. Miguel

      Miguel

      :)
    2. Lee249

      Lee249

      Haha food. Almost got laid the was with his girlfriend so i took the exit strategy. Wise, but yeah a lovely couple. Feel like a right tart!

  3. Lee249

    Justin Bieber has turned himself in. Didn't he already do that? I thought once he posted bail he was free until court. Apparently, he doesn't even need to appear in the court. I find that stupid. Why is this? You **** up, pay your dues and that's it!

    1. graffie34

      graffie34

      and Canada DOESNT want him back the you broke it you buy it policy comes into play here!

  4. Lee249

    Time to relax am run ragged at the moment. Only just caught me breath *blows*

  5. Lee249

    I need a good seeing to :P

    1. SaggingNikk

      SaggingNikk

      Don't we all babe

  6. Lee249

    I spoke to the married guy who tried to kiss me. I was almost up for returning the favour and kissing him haha. Judgement ruled. The stubble made me think otherwise like.

  7. Lee249

    I think i've sent a gay sounding message to me older bro :(

    1. Lee249

      Lee249

      I said how much i enjoyed spending the evening together with a lad. In my phone contacts his name is below my bruvs. Double checked and it didn't go to him. Phew! lol

    2. TheOther1

      TheOther1

      Ahh lucky. Sure he would understand anyway :P

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  8. Lee249

    Back In the 20th century, how does captain Janeway know what a mouse is?

  9. Lee249

    Including songs into status isn't me. I stress, you guys have to listen to One Republic 'If I Lose Myself' it's drivin me nuts like :)

  10. Lee249

    Just increased my overdraft to £150 via the Nationwide Banking App. I can't believe how straight forward it was. Had i known, i'd had done it months ago! lol

    1. Lee249

      Lee249

      Bisexuality Anonymous meeting. I'm experiencing sexual desires for the opposite sex and there, i meet confused fellas going through the same ordeal. These weekly sessions are interesting..... :P

    2. Lee249

      Lee249

      I wore my SLY bbs and sagging about 1/2 ass in Diesel jeans. Siting down, i thought to meself 'if i smile, nod meself silly, flaunt some hot bbs, wink a little, then maybe i'd get lucky?' None of em feature in the slightest Lee's gaydar. Oh well..... I shall get my jollies elsewhere then haha

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  11. Lee249

    Tooth aches but the swelling seems to be easing off. Still gotta see the quacks tho to get an injection (different issue)

  12. Lee249

    I'm single mate lol. It's real stupid that what we all think about is sex. I mean what's happened to laying beside a loved one in his arms. It ain't all about sex (new yrs motto) that faded ages back haha.

  13. Lee249

    I've never felt this lonely in my entire life with all these bills & **** to put up with.

    1. Lee249

      Lee249

      Lets hope me teeth feel better tomorrow. ****..... No to dentures. You aren't sticking those in me gob lol.

  14. Lee249

    Buffy chased after Riley. Xander means well but i wouldn't let the love of me life do that unless it were me.

  15. Lee249

    Aww thanks, on this occasion the Borg are assimilating me lol.

  16. Lee249

    I got another prob - tongue ulcer. On the other hand i finally tracked down Voyagers last episode 'Endgame' am watchin it now :)

  17. Lee249

    I've got an agonising toothache :( i ate some choc mini eggs but temptation won me over. I now hate chocolate! D'oh!

    1. SaggingNikk

      SaggingNikk

      I been there Lee, I'm feeling it for you mate

    2. graffie34

      graffie34

      Lee it's not as strong as morphine but it will help with the pain or u can do it the old fashioned way haha pull it out with pliers (which I don't recommend) and I'm sure you can manage :)

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  18. Lee249

    I need to re-calibrate my chat times cuz nobody is around.

  19. Lee249

    'There's only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil and that's us'

  20. Lee249

    Me wants some fun *tongue out*

  21. Lee249

    'Open this door you dead ppl or we'll bust it down and drag you with the ropes you hung yourself with' Delilah in Beetlejuice :)

  22. Lee249

    I added a best friend from Sawtry onto Facebook. We hung out every day and did everything together like. I'm gutted he won't even give me the time or day. I don't understand why he's being so horrible :(

  23. Lee249

    I met a lad and we got chatting he seemed so genuine. Walking home he grabbed my arm (it hurt) and told me to **** him senseless. I ran like mad. Still scared :(

  24. Lee249

    Spunk landed on me bottom lip last night... Ewww. See, this is what a lack of self-service does to a very horny lad :)

  25. Lee249

    I love american terms like can = toilet/bog in Brit slag. Soo many other interesting terms :) i'm not posh or from 'London' btw. Hate that stereotype it bugs me. See link http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/words/british-and-american-terms

    1. Lee249

      Lee249

      Peckish = hungry :)

    2. dirrtydogg

      dirrtydogg

      In Australia we call it a thunder box >_<

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