Lee249

I can't remember the last time i ate chocolate!

I'm on my a game but that doesn't necessary means ass because i'm more bottom. No ass plus bottom = contradiction. Jeeze, gimme some ass for goodness sakes lol

Stay safe everybody who is enduring the worst cold snap since the 1970s. Take care.

Is it New York aka NYC or New York City? I often hear it referred to as New York.

The pretension = spill! Why can't peeps be straight with each other then it saves all this mindless s*it.

I'm back on top of the ATP tennis rankings. Poor form led to me sliding down the ranks but i won my 5th Us Open title haha

Looking forward to enjoying a warm soak in the bubbles and watching Holby City later

Good morning SW. I hope you'll have a fab day keepin that sag low and on show x

Haha i can't help meself sometimes *sticks tongue out* so friggin horny and a shag would be lovely lol

I thought i was onto a major Buffy goof during season 6s episode 'Villains'

Amy poured me Southern Comfort with Lemonade and now i feel giddy.

Turned one today on Tumblr and i even got a birthday cake. Oh goodies

Every time i enter the Plebotamy i go queezy and the nurse turns the fan on. Today was my third and i did ok until it came to holding down the cotton when it kicked in. I hate that feeling when noise becomes kinda distorted and you go into shock. Are there any tips to combat this reaction? Once it takes hold of you that's it

Had to drop by and say how much i LOVE the new pics. They're all incredible mate. Laterz x

Homemade coffees are the bizz. All you do is add your teaspoon of coffee plus sugar or sweetener into your mug. Then heat up a pan measuring half a pint of milk, let it boil (standing over it so doesn't boil over) and simply pour straight into the mug giving it a decent stir. I like a good cuppa

I keep meaning to sort the ole profile out but whenever i do someone ties me up and leaves me like that *no hands free* lol

Sorry for bragging but i used the multi-quote and i feel bloomin good. It's always been sensitive because the page wobbles but i conquered that one with a little concentration and patience hehe

I just stuffed me face with two finger rolls filled with fish fingers LOL and now i feel rather sick. This rate, i'll be up all night with a dodgy tummy *oops*

I'm in a funny kinda mood *tongue out*

I'm sagging in my fave pair of checked Bjorn Borg bbs wearing black Topman jeans. My c*ck is doing summersaults it won't stay down lol

The crap weather prevented me from sagging like i wanted to *tuts* but the solution is find a sheltered spot somewhere out of the wind/rain and pull em down.

The crap weather prevented me from sagging like i wanted to *tuts* but the solution is find a sheltered spot somewhere and pull em down.

Your new album rocks! Congrats

Walked past an amazing sagger en-route to McDonalds. He was pushing along his motorbike, so i turned around because intuition told me he'd be sagging from behind and YES!! black jeans hanging off the ass swaying beautifully side to side with each step. He wore bright yellow funky bbs with a collection of patterns. I didn't care about the traffic moving past me for one single second. That moment i was on another planet haha

Sorry for letting u guys down earlier. I had said i'd be in chat got kinda tied up with me mates problems