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  1. A friend of mine has asked me to be their sperm donor. This is all new territory for me. Need your help guys. I mean, that department is fine. Kinda caught me off guard. 

     

     

    1. maxfli

      maxfli

      What has you concerned?

    2. Lee249

      Lee249

      @maxfliit's just not something i've ever done before mate. Of course I will help out. 

    3. maxfli

      maxfli

      Ohh okay. Good for you!!! You must be somewhat excited?

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  2. Three strangers said to me & I quote "you're a big boy" out in town. Is that creepy or what? 

     

    1. ElCarnicero

      ElCarnicero

      "You're a big boy" is British slang?

    2. Lee249

      Lee249

      Apparently. As explained above @ElCarnicero

    3. Andrew_Smiley94

      Andrew_Smiley94

      @Lee249, that’s cool... I’m 5’7 and a half... so you’re a bit taller than me lol. We all have funny sense of humor. 😜

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  3. Running around others 24/7 & a few sherberts tonight... To hell with it. I want fun! 😊

    1. Lee249

      Lee249

      Please STOP making me laugh I may crack a mirror somewhere. You are funny! Love it. 

    2. CaptainPanther

      CaptainPanther

      It was never too early in lockdown when I had no work and was home 24/7 but no I'm not drunk lol

    3. Lee249

      Lee249

      It's never too late lol. I like your fun personality it's great. Quite the charmer 😊 Are you working now? 

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  4. To reiterate I'm not suicidal the trolls online (not here) broke through & hurt me. Love you guys x

     

     

    1. Lee249

      Lee249

      Thanks sweetie. Bought a hot new pair of undies that i've been sagging half ass out in public. Hopefully my sags will match up as it has been a while since bit nervous tbh x 

    2. Daddysgums

      Daddysgums

      Bro you totally got this I wish I could seen you in as you were sagging past me hell yeah I would of looked at dat ass and said Damm that's hott *** yeah

    3. Lee249

      Lee249

      The sheer acknowledgement of my sag would drive me into a frenzy mate thanks.

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  5. Bushwhacked. Long shift training someone new but I feel a proud sense of achievement ☺️

    1. Daddysgums

      Daddysgums

      I would but I've been up since 1am today I'm like you the last time we chatted I'm totally nodding off but I'm off tomm if your not busy

    2. Lee249

      Lee249

      Perfect. Well-deserved Sunday lie in. Then go for a walk, some chores etc. Relaxed one. Look forward to it dude! ❤️

    3. Lee249

      Lee249

      I'll be around at some point no doubt I look forward to it. Speak tomorrow & sweet dreams Chris 😉

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  6. Busted out a mega load lately i'm running out of semen. Time to do stock check haha 

    1. Daddysgums

      Daddysgums

      Wish my tongue was there helping you and then my mouth nick I love edging a hot sagger 

    2. Lee249

      Lee249

      'Edging' is one thing I haven't experienced lol 😝

    3. ElCarnicero

      ElCarnicero

      You naughty lad!

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  7. Does anyone else watch Judge Judy? She's brilliant.

    1. jace

      jace

      they play her in the UK?

    2. Atlantica

      Atlantica

      She's brilliant. We need a bit if her "ecumenical abuse" here in British law. 😜

    3. Lee249

      Lee249

      @jace I would assume she's had success globally. @ElCarnicero she has strong opinions. @Dillon she probably likes a banana or two during recess that dirty old slut haha 😛

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  8. People can be horrible when you do something nice to appease them! I'll not bother in future X 

    1. ElCarnicero

      ElCarnicero

      @Lee249 That's what your friend SaggersRhot likes to do.

    2. Lee249

      Lee249

      @ElCarnicero I won't answer that but thanks for making me aware. 

    3. ElCarnicero

      ElCarnicero

      @Lee249 He did that to me in the past.

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  9. Merry Christmas everyone 🎄🎁🎅🤶🛷🦌

  10. If I hear the term "woke" again from anyone's mouth I'm gonna lose it lol x 

    1. Andrew_Smiley94

      Andrew_Smiley94

      I thought woke just means to be awake! 🤔😂

    2. Pokemon

      Pokemon

      It's an idiotic thing bigots say when something isn't completely straight white, and male. Like if a movie has a single gay character. 

    3. Lee249

      Lee249

      So basically it's a complete moron. 

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  11. Got a load of s**t earlier from the old dear across the road about my sag. I was in a rush for goodness sakes! Wearing my black AE hoody, green Rub For Luck AEs, black ripped stretch skinnies and black  hightops to match. I try to match everything i wear. I know it's stupid LOL 😀

    1. Lee249

      Lee249

      Cheers pal, that's really sweet of u! 😉 and HAPPY 21ST!!! I know u seemed down before in our texts. U deserve a site contribution. Seriously, go out and have fun the night is young innit 😀

    2. Lukey

      Lukey

      No problem, anytime. Cheers, yh deffo still not better really i dread everyday there isn't any fun anywhere :( I got to but who with no one bothers?

    3. relayer00

      relayer00

      Sounds like an old bat who needs to mind her own business. Keep sagging and looking so cute and lickable!

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  12. I'm in a bind. I have no idea what t-shirt or top to wear for pics. Do jackets work well with cargo shorts? The weather is changeable. Cheers 

    1. Lee249

      Lee249

      Lol indeed. I meant vintage not classic :D I'm dying to snap these new pics outside on the bench. The bench overlooks a field (no access) unfortunately. The setting is fairly quiet, so i should have some private time to myself. Probably looking towards Wednesday because i'm chillin then. 

    2. manniberlin

      manniberlin

      But plz not the grey Calvins. Take the A.K. ones

    3. Lee249

      Lee249

      That's the plan mate. Already shed my load aka spunked in them many times 😊

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  13. Organising to meet somebody for the first time and i'm feeling real nervous :blushing: I just don't wanna f*ck it all up lol 

     

    1. Lukey

      Lukey

      I wander who it is that lives in uk too? I'd also happily meet him Lee :D 

    2. mxtt2

      mxtt2

      I'd like to meet some guys from here too

    3. Lukey

      Lukey

      I'd love to meet you too Matt :P 

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  14. S*it day at work, so i've opened a bottle to celebrate 😊

    1. lo2go

      lo2go

      But you're tough . . . except when you're in my arms . . . mate.

       

    2. maxfli

      maxfli

      4 hours ago, Lee249 said:

      When a team member makes frequent mistakes and you're in charge it's stressful. I resolved most of them. Something happened on the shopfloor unbeknownst to myself until cashing up.

      Its never easy but like lo2go said your in that position for a reason. Everything will work out in the end.

    3. Lee249

      Lee249

      Thanks @maxfliand @lo2go your support means loads.

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  15. Trying to way up the pros and cons between O2 and Vodafone. O2 are more reliable customer service wise but Vodafone do better deals. However, the tariffs especially with O2 are pretty expensive. As my contract is up for renewal in Feb i'm uncertain whether to stick or change networks. I've been a Vodafone customer previously so i've some experience them. Hmm..... I don't know.....

    1. Lee249

      Lee249

      @ TheOther1, nah not yet but there is an EE shop locally so i'll pop in :)

    2. George65

      George65

      Why not Three? I haven't had any problems with them. Also on top they unlimited data for 15 quid a month or something... :)

    3. animorphus

      animorphus

      Yeah I'm on Three, 200 mins, 4000 texts, unlimited data and 4 GB tethering for £15pm. Ample for me, and the tethering is so useful on the train!

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  16. Super horny and immensely excited mmmmm 😂

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    1. NRWsagger

      NRWsagger

      For one moment i thought that i saw you putting your phone into your pants in the first pic. :D

    2. Lee249

      Lee249

      @lazaira they're Quicksilver :) 

       

      @NRWsagger you should've looked closer hehehehe :P 

    3. Robert18

      Robert18

      Hahahah I'm feeling the same way right now. ;D Lol

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  17. Love the latest software update. One minuscule issue.... I'm having trouble with emoticons. 

    1. TheOther1

      TheOther1

      And you are viewing the status updates on your phone? And looking at then when on somebodies profile page?

    2. Lee249

      Lee249

      All is fine now :) Cheers TheOther1 

    3. Lee249

      Lee249

      Ok. It's actually on the main page mate, which doesn't feature site emoticons (I was looking at my profile) 

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  18. Gosh, what a day and week!! I can't wait to snuggle into bed tonight lol 

    1. Lee249

      Lee249

      His surname was indeed Grigio lol. Nah, seriously i had a very taxing week and enjoyed some "me" time which i don't often have these days. About half of the bottle is currently in the fridge :) 

    2. manniberlin

      manniberlin

      Guess u deserved it

    3. salesmerlin

      salesmerlin

      I prefer Jack Daniels, especially when hes all honeyed up, giggity :P

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  19. I miss the chat room. Can we have it back somehow? what gets me is, all them stupid updates. ONE of those little updates derailed the whole thing. Tracking it down is like a needle in a haystack. We were more blessed before all them f*ckin updates! 

    1. Dillon

      Dillon

      Ya I replied

    2. TheOther1

      TheOther1

      Even if we had never updated the site, the chat would have still stopped working sadly...

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  20. I found my pit lol. In bed touching myself all horned up in my black Crosshatch boxer briefs. 

    1. CJS90

      CJS90

      Oh my 😱

    2. Lee249

      Lee249

      7 minutes ago, CJS90 said:

      Oh my 😱

      Chris, do you think they would thrown in a hand job? Saves me doing it all myself haha 

    3. CJS90

      CJS90

      Sure 😏

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  21. Navigating through the snow is no gimme. 

     

     

    1. ElCarnicero

      ElCarnicero

      A new version?

    2. Lee249

      Lee249

      Hmmm... Animated, film? I honestly didn't understand the initial post made. 

       

       

       

       

       

    3. ElCarnicero

      ElCarnicero

      Then which film were you referring to?

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  22. Guys,

    New undies are HERE 👏 am soo excited to get them on my ass at last. 

    1. l12336

      l12336

      Tried to send you a message, but it said you cant recieve them?! HMU!

    2. Lee249

      Lee249

      Maybe a sag reunion this summer? Would love for us to get together again at some point Liam.

      I will stash another random pair of boxers briefs underneath your bed too. It was a pleasure 🤣

      Seriously, you were brilliant! Fond memories of that day. Enjoyed it so much. Hopefully, we can make more mems soon. 

      Stay safe,

      Lee 

    3. Lee249

      Lee249

      @l12336 I will look into it later today dude. 

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  23. I can't sleep. Blood test results are backed up. My new Dermatologist approved my request for an extra test to rule something out. Hope it's all clear 🤞

    1. Lee249

      Lee249

      All clear 👍 I have a weak immune system due to my health condition. Which basically means i'm open to viruses, infections etc 24/7. Any crap that wants to make me ill. Had the flu jab before Christmas & Covid jab the other week. It's manageable. On top of it. 

    2. maxfli

      maxfli

      That’s nice that your all clear!!👍

    3. Andrew_Smiley94

      Andrew_Smiley94

      Thank goodness that things cleared up! Whew. 👍😉

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  24. Taking a break. Gonna be less selfish it seems. Aparently I'm a nasty person? Bit upset about this statement tbh. Gonna bow out gracefully. 

    1. ElCarnicero

      ElCarnicero

      Hope all is okay?

    2. Lee249

      Lee249

      I was upset before @ElCarnicero which is rare from me. All is good now 👌

    3. Andrew_Smiley94

      Andrew_Smiley94

      Sorry to hear that... glad things resolved. 😉

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  25. Anyone do Discord Chat? 

    1. Andrew_Smiley94

      Andrew_Smiley94

      @Lee249 Yeah, I saw SW Chat (Discord)... but was just curious if it’s just a chat room or gaming chat... wasn’t familiar with it.

    2. salesmerlin

      salesmerlin

      @Lee249i do, quite easy to use once you get the hang of it :) 

    3. Lee249

      Lee249

      Time i registered... Me & my big mouth haha. Here to spread the lurve 😉

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